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[sin_and_misery]

A comic book catches your eye. First it intrigues you, then it baffles you.







Darth Vader has some explaining to do

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[perfectdreamycarlos]

Carlos examines the comic book from behind Vader's shoulder.

"What are those?" He points to the strange hippo-looking animals.

[sin_and_misery]

Vader slams the book shut

"That is none of your concern!" he growls, with a characteristic finger-point. It takes all his strength not to hug the book to his chest like a padawan whose master has discovered their holodiary.

[perfectdreamycarlos]

Carlos cocks his head.

"They resemble hippos. Were you recently in East Africa?"

[sin_and_misery]

"What is Africa?" Vader scowls. "And what are hippos? Like I said, the hyenax are none of your concern. They merely...ate some of my more undeserving troops."